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18 juli ....and so I'm finally here againBACK BACK BACK BAAAAACCCKKKK!!!!!! I am BACK!!!!!
Long long long time ago, this monkey started a blog, went pretty well, became his prized banana, and suddenly, poof! banana jadi basi, monkey grew up (actually, became LAZY) and so his life went on. Today, same, older (probably more handsome) monkey was bathing when suddenly, a brilliant idea (as always) came to his brilliant mind. While lathering his skin with soap to achieve smooth, sparkling quality, he decided to spend his saturday night reconstructing the old banana. So here goes!
Hello everyone, good to be back. Into my first week of my final year (yeap FINAL YEAR!) After 4 years of blood, sweat, tears, vomit, and other bodily excretions, I am in the final leg of my undergraduate student life. Here's how my first week went. (mind you, this is going to be a long one...)
Sunday, 12th July 09
With a heavy heart, I left home again, after a sebenarnya-very-long-holiday-but-felt-so-freakin-damn-short holiday, i boarded the KTM (delayed, as always) which is bound to KL... Adoi...malasnye... Reached my beloved E102 (my room in KTSN), and guess what i found?
a) Kerusi Hilang
b) Meja Hilang
c) KIPAS ROSAK!!!!!!
a) and b) are tolerable, because i can always rompak the building...but c)...ahh...i actually tried to come to terms with myself, telling myself that if 10000 years ago the people who lived in caves did not have fan to survive, so can I... But here's what made me change my mind..
After comforting myself with the caveman propaganda, i took the mop, and mop the floor...naturally, floors that are mopped will become wet. So there i was, squatting away facing my laptop on the floor (remember, no chair, no table) until at one point, i noticed that I couldn't feel my legs...and i noticed that it was almost an hour and the floor was still wet!!! I've been squatting, waiting for the floor to dry for god knows how long! So something in me snapped, and i quickly borrowed a car to go back home and take a fan. Sorry my fellow cavemen friends, it's....just....too hard....without fan....
Alamak...only sunday evening, and it's that long!? okay, SUMMARY!
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday 13, 14, 15, 16 July 09
All and all, I summarize it as, wake up, lecture, clinic, clinic, dinner, meet people, sleep
huhu...there goes...of course, there were many things that happened in the 4 days, but ahh...too long la, kesian you people (ok, sebenarnya i'm damn lazy)
Friday, 17th July 09
Got myself into a REALLY REALLY packed KTM... If you put a live sardine inside, when it reaches sungai buloh, it will become canned sardine, equipped with tomato sauce and edible bone..
What do you do when you have to stand in a very very packed train with absolutely no space whatsoever to move at all?
Here's what i did..
To my front - a puny chinese lady
To my right - an almost bald indian man
To my left - a very tall chinese dude
To may back - No idea...cannot turn to see
So there i was, staring away into the balding man's head...analyzing, reasoning...finding an answer...why...why is his pattern of hair loss so peculiar...half hoping to find an answer, and maybe put an end to that poor dude's misery... noticed, despite his baldness, it's not all sahara desert there, he did have small, baby-like hairs there. Why did it not grow!!??? WHAT'S STOPPING THEM!!???
Then i had to fight a very strong urge to use my hands to smack his bald spot when the train jerks (my hand was above his head, holding the metal bar)... Kept imagining it in my head, ahhh...how wonderfully liberating it would be...and guess wat, was smiling uncontrollably with that mental image in my brain
ahh...they must think that i'm crazy..sheesh...maybe i am crazy.
THERE YOU GO, MY FIRST POST AFTER AEONS...
SEE YOU SOON.
23 oktober The ultimate PKMK poster adventureSo there I was, calling out all my group members to sort out the progress of out PKMK planning thingy majigy (if that is spelled correctly..) and i noticed..man...I am so behind schedule...my posters are designed (by rough pen sketches, which took me bout 10 mintues btw...) and everyone else was like quite far ahead.
So i thought, I need a major leap in poster department. So we started taking pictures for our posters.
Here's the drill. As part of our community project, our group is assigned to a specific group, which is orang tua. So, we have to prepare materials that focuses on orang tua. Well, of course, orang tua means for ORANG TUA and not orang yang kelihatan tua (like ib with his glowing high rise forehead), and of course, we have to prepare materials with regards to dentistry and not stuffs related to old age pampers, senility, and glowing high rise forehead.
ANYWAY! I was further subgrouped (by myself, cos i was the group leader) into the posters department, where we have to rake our brains to produce the ultimate posters for ORANG TUA. So there I was, with Ela (yang menyakitkan kepala saya), kak yana (whom i affectionately call 'ibu' cos she's like a mother in clinic), and wani (who will pout if i brand her with name), raking my brains to come up with a strong, poignant message in a poster.
then, we had an idea, which requires taking pictures with a kid in a toilet, and old man on a wheelchair a guy in singlets, and a dental chair. and BOOM! everything feel into motion..
Ei, i need to study la..i continue writing tomorrow la..tomorrow friday got more time k. Ok, goodnight everyone! 18 oktober Jason and yes he's back but he actually has nothing substantial to write so he's going to blabber his ass off....Hear ye, hear ye!!! As promised, I AM BACK WITH A NEW POST!!!! Ahh...the weekends...somehow in the midst of all this craziness, weekends seem shorter nowadays and weekdays seem to stretch like FOREVER. There you are celebrating the fact that it's Friday, and poof!! you're back on a Monday. It's like the two days in between are being deviously erased by some very evil being (dunno who la...tak tau who to blame..pick anyone you like..as for me....huhu...that is for ME TO KNOW and for YOU TO FIND OUT)
Anyway, enough blaberring. How am I different since my last post? For starters, my flair of writing has deteriorated (if it is ever regarded as a flair in the first place...), thus, the very desert-like looking blog with loads of videos cetak-rompaked from youtube.. I guess too much dentistry has numbed the writing part of my brain...
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Ahh..crap...i really don't know what to write la...HAHA!!! Seriously stumbled upon a huge writer's block... Having writer's constipation now...so apa lagi...escape plan!!!
Nah, cool video..Haha!!
16 oktober Eh..I have a blog...Eh..sebenarnya....I actually have a blog... HAHA!!!! YES la...i know la...very busy la...preparing for a test tomorrow btw...ORAL PATHOLOGY...the most sleepifying subject ever... OK, WILL DEFINITELY UPDATE DIS COMING WEEKEND!!!!!!
PODAH! Day of laziness and super procrasrtinationHere's what I am supposed to be doing..
1) Study for Endo...(there's a test coming..)
2) Study for the sleepifying Oral Pathology... (there's a test coming...)
3) Study Fixed Prostho... (cos I'm lacking behind...)
4) Start on my Perio Assignment... (again....will it never end??)
Here's what I am doing now...
1) Typing this entry..
2) Listening to Maroon 5 in youtube...
3) Looking blankly at Harty's Endodontics in Clinical Practice, pg 95
Note to self: 1) Semangat sikit la!!! Bodoh.... MOVE YOUR LAZY ASS!!
Nah, awesome video... (note the tone..i am very lazy..)
13 september Tis' the season to try puasa..So our batch (the awesome 4th years) had our annual berbuka puasa together event, where we, erm, berbuka puasa together, everyone, though the non-muslims don't puasa, but what the heck, just for the jolly fun of it.. (wah, such a long sentence)
So that day Ib suggested that he's organizing it, and i said, jom, on dat day, I will puasa with you people. Well, I had my fears...i never fasted in my whole 22 years of living in planet earth, and well, let's just say I have fears of dying in hunger...
So that day came, which was on Thursday, and i fasted. Well you see, i woke up terribly late that day (7am) and so I didn't eat anyting for sahur.. (what the heck..i thought macho-ly at that time)..but few hours after that, i started to feel the pangs of hunger... adoi...it was such a near-death experience.. (ya yes, yes, the melodrama...)
I'm telling you, when you don't eat or drink the whole day, everything moves in a sluggish, clumsy, slow manner... Your reflexes get slower, limbsget jitterish, brain gets slower... (imagine that...i got picked on by ela a lot that day..) and most importantly..you get really really drowsy and sleepy during the afternoon.. (p/s - i got OP that afternoon, which was a huge contributing, aggravating factor)
So throughout that day, people were checking on me... masih puasa ke? boleh tahan ke? ada minum air ke? ei jason, jom pegi makan! (dat was ela's.... that sadistic fella..)
So there I was, standing and counting hours to makan-time when suddenly, my fren said dis to me
mus : Jason, u puasa kan? bila puasa kena sedekah tau..
me : nah..saya sedekahkan kentut...
dell : Jason!! kalau kentut batal puasa tau!!!!!
Ok, then i got panicked...i quickly ran to my puasa guru, wani, to consult her..
me : Wani!!! Kalau kita kentut, batal puasa ye?
wani : (laughed macam orang gila)(ok, she's going to pout if she reads this) Mana ada!
Kalau kentut macam biasa tak batal, tapi kalau kentut dalam air, batal puasa
me : ha? kalau dalam air batal puasa a?
wani : ya, sebab...AIR MASUK... (BANG!!!!)
Now, that simple explanation triggered my hungered soul and inquisitive brain...so, i spent the rest of the afternoon clarifying many things..so apparently..the rule of puasa is that, we cannot insert anything into any of our orifices... Now, here's what i discovered..
1) You cannot korek hidung when you puasa.. (aahhh...i thought..when i buka later..i am going to korek my
nose off...)
2) You can fart in normal atmosphere, but CANNOT fart in the water... (you see, it's simple physics..
after you, erm, fart, there will be
negative pressure, and then water
floods in..some newton whatever law la)
3) You cannot have sex when you puasa... (obviously...)
4) You can berak during puasa..cos it's going out.. but here's the problem, what if it comes out halfway,
decided not to come out, then goes in back??? Aahhh..that..remains a mystery... no one knows...
So, that kept my mind going for some time...and then YAY!!! MAKAN TIME!!! Seriously...i ate like i was a war refugee... i ate like i've not seen food for aeons...i ate like that was the last thing i was going to eat forever...i ate so voraciously that i think of nothing else but eating and the thought of eating makes me want to eat even more voraciously...
So, kesimpulannya...
1) It was pure fun, doing that with everyone
2) My pants got loose the next day.. (no kidding!)
3) I learned to appreciate food better now..
4) I had great friends who support me.. (ya..ela, please note the sarcasm..)
5) I am not going to puasa ever again..(well, maybe till next year)
Hahahaha!!! Selamat berpuasa people!!!! 06 september I really have nothing to write about.Guess what, this weekend is really bummed. There's this pain staking assignment to finish and been spending 3 days researching and selecting and typing the assignment that my brain has actually become serious and sane!!! Aaahhh.... go on like this, and I will be perfectly sane forever...DAMN...
Because of that, my normal crappy super-highly imaginative brain is so subdued that I have absolutely no idea what to write for this week's post. Aiseh... and here I am, not doing my assignment (left one part...hohohoho...procrastinating..) So what, will finish it later.
Anyway, 1 week to go till my mid sem break!!! Yay!!! It's already mid sem la, time really flies..
Was in youtube and I came across this... OMG... this song never fails to put a smile on my face... Yes, yes, been a huge Jason Mraz fan lately... So what, podah! Kk, enjoy this version!!! You will surely love it (yes, and that includes YOU MR SARVIN ROSHAN!!!)
Until next time...
P/S - Pray that my brain will return to it's normal retarded (eh, that's contradictory) self...
PP/S - Song has never been any truer (eh, got such word ka?)
PPP/S - OMG...Ikan bakar today was awesome!!!!
PPPP/S - MUST FINISH ASSIGNMENT TONIGHT!!
PPPPP/S - Carranza (a perio textbook) is a murderer...
PPPPPP/S - Yes, yes, shut up Jason..(belah, my blog..BLUEK!!)
Oh yes, guess what, was in Pavillion recently..and came across this cool shop...
ISN'T THAT SIMPLY AWESOME!!!???
HUHUHUHU....
Ok la...bye..
01 september My kick-ass morning!Woke up today feeling grand...
Looked into the mirror (alamak! pimples getting bigger) but smile getting wider.. Listened to songs, any songs sounded good..
Played some songs... all sounded macam Beethoven main punya.. (eh, perasan)
Had breakfast..washed my plate, behind got people cut grass...kena attack by flying grasses, adoi...BUT IT'S STILL OKAY
Looked at the sky, checked, awesome day coming...
What a feeling, ssssssooooooooo king-ly...sooooooo grand
Check out this song, "Love for a child" by Jason Mraz. Sure you people will feel happy. Haha!
30 augustus "LUCKY"Have you ever been to a dinner function where there'll be lucky draws? The kind of functions where the organizers will give you numbers or put numbers on your table only to later excruciatingly call out some lucky numbers so that the owner of that number can claim their lucky mystery oh-I-can't-wait prize? I bet all of you people out there experienced it before.
Ok, before i start with my story, allow me to reveal a very shocking myth. Believe me, this shocking revelation will blow your mind away.
The myth - If you wear your underwear inside out, your lucky number will be more likely to be called out
Yes people, apparently, my neighbour told my mum this myth. They have somehow tried it before (a few times, mind you), and they really won!!!
Okay, back to the main story. Last weekend, my faculty organized a dinner to --- (ahh, to explain the function of the dinner will take up so much space, so erm, there's a dinner la!)
So there I was, waiting with butterflies in my tummy because i was supposed to perform that night. (Me and my awesome batchmates were playing the piano, guitar and drums while singing..) Now, before the dinner started, so of my dude friends, namely, Sootron, Foxy Roshan and Bluricade came all the way to my hostel just to watch the performance.
Well, of course, the 3 of them were not faculty students and had no place to sit amongst the tables. But with the power bestowed to me as a 4th year senior (hoho..it's cool to be a 4th year), i managed to smuggle these 3 guys into the hall and sit wih us on the same table. (note, our table's lucky number was 17)
So there we were, mingling around, my dude friends with my retarded batchmates.. Soo was stealing glances at Cindy while flexing his biceps... Prakash was flirting with Malini... Sarvin was trying to rampas Cindy from Soo... I was being super-awesomely cool but sebenarnya shitting in my pants at the prospect of performing on stage later..
When suddenly, LUCKY DRAW TIME!!!!
Well, I always hated lucky draws...mainly because...
1) I always don't get lucky
2) They take such a long time to draw the numbers and an even excruciatingly longer time to announce
the numbers..
Anyhow, I thought, ahh, sure tak dapat one la... and I told them, this is the first time I really really hope we all will not get, beause...
1) If we get, we'll be the centre of attention...and..
2) Being the centre of attention, those 3 pendatang harams will be sticking out like a sore thumb..and..
3) Everyone will now that there're 3 perverts in the hall
So I said, if, even if our number got called, we have to act like nothing happened, don't attract attentions.. But the best is, hopefully we din get it la... Manatau..
NOMBOR 17!!!!!
EVERYONE WAS SOOOOO SURPRISED AT HOW IRONIC THE SITUATION WAS... We were laughing our heads off, but in a controlled manner as to not attract attentions... and I finally went up to get the hamper. Here's the picture of the hamper..
And that's us with the hamper..
So, later that night, I went back to check...nope, I DID NOT WEAR MY UNDERWEAR INSIDE OUT... must be those guys la...
P/S - Seriously...you people should try it next time, the underwear myth..
Oh ya, had a great birthday party earlier that day... happy birthday KLCC AND PANDA!
PP/S - Mudpie Rocks!!!!! Okay, that's all for now, BYE!!! 29 augustus Convocation pictures...Okay, of course, it's not my convocation.. I still have like, 2 more years (hopefully..) to go. Well, during this year's convocation, i was in charged as a councillor in our dental booth. Ok, what should a councillor do, you may ask? Well, first, patients will come to be screened, then, I will be the one who will convert the screening results to human-language which is understandable by the patients... Anyway, here are the pictures...
Bottomline is, not many patients came that day for me to mess up their brains... That's why it was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BBBOOORRRRRIIINNNNGGGGGG!!!!
24 augustus The complexity of simplicity.. (hoho, awesome title)Erm, simple things can get so complex sometimes but just at that moment, we just fail to see how fairly simple it is as relatively compared to the blurry tangled web of complexity that is hovering above our messed up heads, which will eventually lead to more furthur complexities (which are still actually fairly simple) and will make things furthur messed up. (omg..everything in one sentence..cool) Ok, ok, my point is, it's simple!! Stop making it so complicated! (actually more towards myself la) Confession : Sebenarnya... i got no idea what to write for this week's post.. so i simply tembak.
Wokay! put a video la, so long did not put videos. Ok, this is an old video, but it is so interestingly charming...
15 augustus ANTS AND A VERY DIFFICULT SITUATIONAhhh... another week... Time seems to fly like crazy when the semester starts.
So this morning was our first Perio/Preventive clinic. Apa Perio/Preventive? Ok, for all you jakuns out there, it's a clinic where we treat patients with gum diseases (real gila chronic punya cases), as well as give preventive advices to them. Well, preventive advices include, oral hygiene, smoking ceassation, diet councelling, topical fluoride and fissure sealants.
Ok, I bet you all are pening. So let's start off. So today i was the assistant. My super cute partner, Aishah could not bring her own patient so she had to wait for patients from the KRU, which is an emergency clinic. So, I was there alone at our unit, preparing the things and after i was done, I sat waiting for her.
While sitting and contemplating on the happy prospect that it's Friday and followed by Saturday and followed by YOU DO YOUR OWN MATHS LA!, I saw many black ants scampering away on the table. My first thought was, MY GOD... ANTS HERE A?? WHAT DO THEY FEED ON LA? AMALGAMS?
Well, ants or no ants, Aishah's patient finally came. So we did our routine examination and she presented the case to our supervisor. Then we were ready to do scaling on that patient.
So there Aishah went, scaling away all those dastardly calcified tartar and there I was holding the suction, happily sucking away the water from the patient's mouth. When suddenly, i noticed something....
Seekor semut a, somehow managed to climb it's way to the patient's chest la. OMG... (btw, it was a female patient)
Ok, here's my predicament... what was I supposed to do?
and here's my options >>>>>> a) Snatch that ant away from the patient's chest.. (If i want to kena belasah)
b) Tell Aishah there's an ant, ask her to stop work, and join me in a very
extensive ant-hunt (aiseh...so tedious..)
c) Alarm the patient that there's a sugar loving beast on her chest, and
conveniently wait for her to pulverize the beast (aiyo..must meh?)
d) Buat tak tau... (hmm.. dat sounds like a good plan)
So, while holding the suction, the mechanics of my brain started to go into motion. I.. err... ignored the ant.
Here's the flaw of my plan. The ant has legs, and it can move. So, a few minutes later, the damned beast was conveniently crawling on the patient's face!!! Aisehman... of course, the patient didn't notice the ant, cos ants are erm, small (duh..)
I guess ants really loves holes, cos from the patient's face, the ant quickly made a dash towards the patient's opened mouth.. (imagine JAWS music...)
Luckily, Aishah became the real hero.. I guess somehow while scaling, she noticed the ant and quickly grabbed it.. Haha!!! PHEW...
08 augustus I AM BACKWow, it's been 2 weeks huh? Time really flies when you have so much things in your mind. I shall make a point to blog every weekends... no matter what. Muahahaha!!!
Aiseh, dunno what to talk about la...so for now, I'm uploading pictures!!! These are pictures of the clinic in my faculty. check it out...
Ok people, that's all from now.. Too tired to think of anything to write about. Nice to blog again. Oh yes, can't wait! Can't wait!!! Wokay, if I have any fun ideas, will post them up. Until next time. Bye!
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